“I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell” (Tucker Max)

Well I heard about this book within my circle of friends and decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about.

I was not disappointed at all.

The author tucker Max is hysterically funny. His stories are so far fetched and unusual that there is just no way someone could even fathom them being false.

Sure this guy is a chauvinistic, narcissistic, self-centered, egomaniac, pig - but the stories are in a class all their own. If people are too sensitive or in the words of Tucker, “can’t take a joke”, then don’t read this book. Otherwise, be prepared to laugh out loud and enjoy some of the best storytelling you will ever experience.

In “I hope they serve beer in hell.” the mind of the male college party animal is exposed as well as the college female psyche. Whether it’s the sexy model, girl next door, desperate, horny, ugly, or just your average college girl this book addresses many college relationship issues in a realistic, `don’t hold your tongue’ fashion.

“I hope they serve beer in hell” is about Tucker’s experiences both during and after college. Arguably a slacker by most standards, he is by no means stupid. He studied at Duke for his undergraduate degree and was accepted by the very prestigious University of Chicago’s School of Law. However, requisite studying was usually replaced by crazy adventures with friends, drinking, meeting girls, sex, defecating and eating.

Tucker is not by any means an exceptionally handsome guy – he’s average. But when it comes to the ladies, Tucker is anything but average – picking up beautiful women (which include models and beauty contestant winners) effortlessly. This is what makes this book not only entertaining but also very informative for any guy who could use some solid coaching on picking up women. And I don’t know a guy out there today who could not use a little extra coaching even if you’re Brad Pitt. Here’s an excerpt:

“Let me explain something to all of you out there who didn’t go to college: The easiest place to get laid on earth (without paying) is an American college campus. And the easiest place on a college campus to get laid is a frat party. You don’t need ANY game to get laid at a frat party. You generally don’t need much game to pick up 18-21 year old girls anyway, but college frat parties are ridiculous. It’s like a clearance sale in the pussy aisle at the hook-up store; Everything Must Go! No Reasonable Offer Refused!”

Although Tucker’s bragging, narcissism, and delusions of grandeur are undoubtedly offensive, these foibles of character are either compensated by his ability to tell a story or paradoxically endear himself to the reader.” I particularly found myself to belong to the latter and could not put the book down. Like Tucker or not, his bizarre stories hold your attention from beginning to end as they are told through a narration that only the very best professional comedians could deliver.

If you’re a guy and you want insight into the life a real asshole, then read this book. You will either be utterly disgusted or will want to become an asshole too. In either case I promise you will laugh your ass off!