So, I am at my favorite Greek place in west valley for lunch with my boss. Someone eating next to us says something like, “guys are so one-dimensional…they have to focus completely on their phone while text messaging..”  It really got my attention..I looked around…and I see two cute nurses man-bashing for silly stuff.  I had to step up for all the man.

Fast-forward to ten minutes and they are bragging about how women can text message with their eyes closed etc etc…

Anyway, its my turn to brag on behalf of all men, and the words weren’t coming out as I was just too much in my head…work has that affect on me.  So I started saying before thinking “I can text with my… (long pause, thinking what to brag about)…

And before I finish..they crack up like crazy…really the best laugh I have heard in last three days. 

Go figure… what they thought I meant…

After seeing them laugh their asses off, I decided not the finish the sentence..

Well, message to take home…don’t argue with women logically… humor will just do it.  Like Nike.